Apple continues to kick butt and take names.
Except for the black parts. Those are made of licorice.
Listen Up
Hadou-ken you loan me $35?
On Off On Off On Off On Off
All of your necessary cutlery packed into one portable device.
What's a Chip Fork?
We forgot all about you, Hoverboard.
Space Vroom
When this thing becomes self-aware, we're effed.
Curb Appeal
Wonder if Johnny Depp is creeped out or flattered?
Yo Ho Holy Crap
This one time, at band camp, I gave your stupid face fourth degree burns.
More Metal Than Metal
Taking the whole "time is money" a little bit too seriously.
Good Morning Sunshine
An Android smartphone that docks into its own tablet like a little space shuttle.
You Got Yer Phone in My Tablet
If it doesn't come with a copy of X-Men: Mojo World, I'm out.
Saaay-guhhhh
If you don't live on Godzilla Islands, you're not getting this sweet limited edition PS3.
Sorry For Hax, Please Forgive With Pretty Console