There are a few defining moments in life when you come across something so bitching it's as if your deity of choice smiled upon you directly.
Today is one of those days. Friends and trolls, allow me to introduce you to the Hoverbike. It's exactly what it sounds like. Instead of two vertical wheels, you've got two horizontal wheels that work like helicopter blades.
Straddle the middle (provided you're fewer than 264 pounds), and away you go. You'll be able to go up to 100 miles on a single charge and rise up to 10,000 feet in the air. Whaaaa? This is so awesome.
If you're reading this, Hoverbike company, please call me and let me do a test drive.
The Hoverbike is still in development, and it looks like they need more money and volunteers to get to the point where they can put it into production. If you're reading this, wealthy fan of everything awesome, do us all a solid and help this project along, okay?
OH MY GOD: This Hoverbike Really Works and You Can Buy It
Proof God loves us.
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By Marissa Meli June 10, 2011 |
