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Dual Tank Drink Dispenser Is Like A Beer Drinking Hat For Sharing
You're about to become everybody's best buddy.
Bottoms Up
Bear Bottle Opener: For BAMFS Only
Professor Growlington's Liquor Assistor For The Modern Gentlebear
Feed Me Your Bottlecaps
New Captain America Foodstuffs At Dunkin Donuts, Baskin Robbins
There may be nothing more American than a star-spangled donut.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
Beercandy: The Candy That Tastes Like Beer
Now all we need is beer that tastes like candy: Reesesbrau, where are you?
Incredible Edibles
Barbeque-Scented Cologne: The Ultimate Lady Trap
Women will want to be with you, men will want to be you, and farm animals will fear and respect you.
Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
Completing A Game Of Shot Glass Checkers Not Actually Recommended
Unless you want to die in a way that will leave you covered in throw up and your parents ashamed.
Get Your Drinking Game On
Leave It To The Japanese: Scientist Invents Human Poop Hamburgers
Struggling not to barf while typing...failing.
#2 Value Meal
Finally: a Swiss Army Knife for Fatties
All of your necessary cutlery packed into one portable device.
What's a Chip Fork?
Toddland's New Cheeseburger Wallet is Nutritious, Propitious
Food and money: both so awesome.
Fries With That?
Would You Like Some Dinosaur Chopsticks with Your Meal, Sir?
Now all we need is for the Mongolian grill to start serving Ankylosaurus spikes.
Gnaw-some!
Thank You, Internet, for Customizable Beef Jerky
It's a great time to be alive--unless you're a big, meaty cow.
The Internet Is For Jerkying
Brand Your Meat--Literally, Not the Way You Usually Mean It
According to cowboy laws, any steak you mark with your initial is legally yours to eat. Best to carry this around everywhere.
I Wanna Be a Cowboy
