Can somebody make this into a robot, actually? A metal man packing one of these, a boombox, and a rust-proof shoulder to cry on would be the most perfect of bros.]]> Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:20:00 -0700 June 27, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/dual-tank-drink-dispenser-is-like-a-beer-drinking-hat-for-sharing?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/bear-bottle-opener-for-bamfs-only?cmpid=rss-the-goods

Sturdy open-jawed wall mount = endless source of that's what she said jokes.]]> Fri, 24 Jun 2011 16:12:00 -0700 June 24, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/bear-bottle-opener-for-bamfs-only?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/new-captain-america-foodstuffs-at-dunkin-donuts-baskin-robbins?cmpid=rss-the-goods

Do you think this is how Captain America gets so buff?]]> Thu, 23 Jun 2011 15:30:00 -0700 June 23, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/new-captain-america-foodstuffs-at-dunkin-donuts-baskin-robbins?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/beercandy-the-candy-that-tastes-like-beer?cmpid=rss-the-goods

Two best things in the world, meet each other.]]> Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:28:00 -0700 June 22, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/beercandy-the-candy-that-tastes-like-beer?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/barbeque-scented-cologne-the-ultimate-lady-trap?cmpid=rss-the-goods

More likely to work on dudes than ladies, but you never know! Besides, if you woo a lady who digs BBQ that much, you should marry her.]]> Mon, 20 Jun 2011 15:20:00 -0700 June 20, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/barbeque-scented-cologne-the-ultimate-lady-trap?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/completing-a-game-of-shot-glass-checkers-not-actually-recommended?cmpid=rss-the-goods

Where's my shot glass Candyland at?]]> Mon, 20 Jun 2011 09:30:00 -0700 June 20, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/completing-a-game-of-shot-glass-checkers-not-actually-recommended?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/leave-it-to-the-japanese-scientist-invents-human-poop-hamburgers?cmpid=rss-the-goods

Whatever's in the McDonald's burger, it's probably better than this. Probably.]]> Fri, 17 Jun 2011 09:00:00 -0700 June 17, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/leave-it-to-the-japanese-scientist-invents-human-poop-hamburgers?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/finally-a-swiss-army-knife-for-fatties?cmpid=rss-the-goods

For those awful times when people are watching and you can't eat with your fingers.]]> Fri, 10 Jun 2011 13:59:00 -0700 June 10, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/finally-a-swiss-army-knife-for-fatties?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/toddlands-new-cheeseburger-wallet-is-nutritious-propitious?cmpid=rss-the-goods

I had to look up the word "propitious."]]> Thu, 09 Jun 2011 20:46:00 -0700 June 9, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/toddlands-new-cheeseburger-wallet-is-nutritious-propitious?cmpid=rss-the-goods http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/would-you-like-some-dinosaur-chopsticks-with-your-meal-sir?cmpid=rss-the-goods

The sad irony: T. Rex's arms are too short to make use of his own chopsticks.]]> Wed, 08 Jun 2011 17:40:00 -0700 June 8, 2011 http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/would-you-like-some-dinosaur-chopsticks-with-your-meal-sir?cmpid=rss-the-goods