| By Jordan Hoffman March 24, 2011 |
| 15 | It's The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! |
Xerxes' mystical warriors from the unspecified Eastern regions take stereotypes from multiple cultures and put them in one explosive package.
| 14 | Where's My Bactine?!??! |
All those piercings are likely to cause infection.
| 13 | I Shoulda Gone To Law School! |
The Generals of Xerxes' fallen armies have no success in telling the God-King these setbacks are nothing to lose your head over.
| 12 | The Most Thankless Job in Persia |
I want to meet the guy who adorns the tusks of the fearsome war elephants. Has Studs Terkel interviewed him? What's this guy's day like?
| 11 | So Lifelike! |
I've absolutely seen this statue at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York. You make a left when you first go in, and it is by the elevator near the cafeteria.