Best Movie Ever: 300
It's impossible to turn off Zack Snyder's 300, the greatest and most accurate historical film of all time. Here are 50 examples.
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By Jordan Hoffman March 24, 2011 |
| 25 | Persia Offa Cliff |
Memo to self: next time I fight the Spartan army I'll be sure to fight near a part of the cliff with a safety gate.
| 24 | When We Yawn We Yawn Like WARRIORS! |
"Oh, sorry I'm so sleepy, Leonidas, but I was up all night drinking ouzo and watching the discus-throwing match."
| 23 | Weather Report Brought To You By Mr. Gamma |
He said some clouds coming out of the East, but nothing about 10,000 arrows descending upon us.
| 22 | Tips From The Spartan Army |
The best way to keep your spears clean is to jerk them back once you've penetrated the mid-section of your enemy. This way the blood and viscera will sail right off the tip and you won't have to worry about staining or rust. It also makes a really sick sound.
| 21 | Two 15 Minute Coffee Breaks and Time-and-a-Half After 8 Hours |
Quick snack with the crows and corpses. Some choose to work through their break, mercilessly spearing the half-dead since, hey, it's always good to look busy when the boss is around.
