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By Jordan Hoffman March 24, 2011 |
45 | Oh, Were So Totally Gonna Flash Back To This |
Only when a King ascends to Manhood does he slay a beast in a location that will mirror. . .the climax of the movie!
44 | Helmet on Ice |
Spartan warriors are so hot-heated.
43 | You Couldn't Just Bring a Box of Cookies? |
A Persian messenger comes to visit King Leonidas, bearing the gift of skulls from his fallen enemies. (You should never invite this guy over - he’s still never returned that Corningware we lent him.)
42 | Wont Somebody Think of the Children? |
King Leonidas weighs the option of offering Persia a token gesture of obeisance or wildly leading his nation into pointless, brutal, endless war. One look at these innocent faces and he knows what to choose.
41 | This! Is! Catchphrase! |
King Leonidas chooses war! And that’s why there’s a well-respected high end chocolatier named after him.