| By Jordan Hoffman March 24, 2011 |
| 35 | Jukin The Graphe Paranomon |
Hey! It's McNulty from The Wire! And he's with a bunch of old dudes and he's corrupt! Raise your hand if you forgot he was in this.
| 34 | Which Way to Abercrombie & Fitch? |
If that's 300 soldiers with a 6-pack, my abacus tells me we've got. . . a lot of time spent at Crunch Fitness.
| 33 | How Do You Say Smeagol in Greek? |
Disfigured creature following a warband on their quest? I feel as if I've seen this before. . .
| 32 | Won't Someone Think of the Children Redux |
Leonidas holds an exhausted villager, the sole survivor of a heinous Persian sacking.
This child's wounded face is shown in close-up, to best emphasize the ruthlessness of the Persian aggressor. And then. . .we never see the kid again. We are left to assume that the mighty 300 Spartans dropped him off at day care somewhere. Or ate him.
| 31 | Tree of Death |
Remind me to fire my Persian landscaper.