| By Jordan Hoffman March 24, 2011 |
| 10 | This Movie Really Has Everything |
Who would win in a fight, a goat head armed with a lyre or 300 shirtless Spartans?
| 9 | 2 Girls 1 Facial Disfigurement |
Someone check and see how Joe Rogan reacted to this.
| 8 | Meet The Spartans |
So, that idiotic parody film mixing 300 and dance fighting movies. . . maybe not quite so far-fetched as we thought.
| 7 | Oh, Yeah, Her |
This is Lena Headey's only moment in the film that doesn't involve her having sex, being sexually harassed or giving glowering nods in support of her warrior husband. 300 is not exactly an exercise in gender equality.
| 6 | How Very Fletching |
Some stinging craftsmanship on these fine Persian arrows.