25 Ways Jason Statham Can Kill, Maim or Please You
25 reasons why The Mechanic star delivers copious amounts of pain and punishment...and a bit of pleasure for the ladies.
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By UGO Team April 23, 2012 |
| 10 | Jason "Kicks Some Black Ass" - Crank |
Race relations take a leap backwards when Jason Statham engages a group of African-American gangsters and makes it a "black thing." We don't think Martin Luther King Jr. would have approved.
| 9 | Jason Robs a Bank and a Chick - The Bank Job |
Jason Statham has just committed the most elaborate bank heists in London's history. Most people would grab the money and run, but that's not Statham's style. No, he congratulates himself right there on the spot, by having sex with a pretty lady on top of a safe.
| 8 | Jason Statham vs. Jet Li - War |
Deceiving Jason Statham - a big no-no.
In War, Statham's former partner pulls a Face-Off, taking on the legacy of killer assassin Rogue aka ass-kicking Jet Li. In the ultimate showdown, Statham throws a bucket of whoop ass on the short kung fu master, who gives our favorite bald killer a run for his money.
| 7 | Jason Kicks Upper-Middle Class Ass - The Expendables |
White men can't jump, but Jason Statham can. He can also take down a team of douchebag streetballers in a matter of seconds.
He got game.
| 6 | Grease Fight! - Transporter |
Jason Statham translates the fun of your old slip and slide into a massive battle of fisticuffs when he lathers himself in grease and goes to town. I imagine the slimy scenario is similar to when Statham exited his mother's womb for the first time.
