25 Ways Jason Statham Can Kill, Maim or Please You
25 reasons why The Mechanic star delivers copious amounts of pain and punishment...and a bit of pleasure for the ladies.
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By UGO Team April 23, 2012 |
| 20 | Jason Statham vs. Goliath - Transporter 3 |
Size doesn't matter, especially when Jason Statham is involved. I'm talking about the man's height sicko.
In Transporter 3, Statham takes on a man twice as tall, twice as thick and twice as mean. Mercy is not an option. From Statham's beatdown, that is.
| 19 | Jason Sticks a Shotgun Up a Guys Ass - Crank 2: High Voltage |
Jaosn Statham must have been one of those "square peg, round hole" types. He knows damn well that a shotgun covered in molten tar is not the kind of object meant to be lodged up an ass, yet, there it is. Up an ass.
| 18 | Jason Blows Up - Chaos |
When it comes to killing bad guys, Jason Statham is like a salmon swimming up stream. Matching his dedication is near impossible.
In Chaos, Statham follows his prey into a dark, dingy house wired with bombs. He knows full well what could happen, but when you're Jason Statham, you're not afraid of seizing an explosive moment.
| 17 | Jason Fights with a Water Hose - Transporter 2 |
One day, New York City's Museum of Modern Art will recognize Jason Statham as one of the greats. The artist of ass-whopping can take a simple object like a water hose and transform it into a visual feast. Though, I'm sure that's not what the guys around the room are thinking as he knocks them all to the ground.
| 16 | Jason Loses His Cool - Revolver |
Jason Statham was not meant to be put in confined spaces. He's a man of energy and bravado - close quarters may drive him over the edge. For a staged example of what might happen if someone attempts to contain Statham, see Revolver:
