25 Ways Jason Statham Can Kill, Maim or Please You
25 reasons why The Mechanic star delivers copious amounts of pain and punishment...and a bit of pleasure for the ladies.
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By UGO Team April 23, 2012 |
| 15 | Jason Hates Television - Crank |
Wrong-doers are not Jason Statham's only enemy. He also can kick technology's butt.
Statham takes a sizeable amount of rage out on his TV set. His TV set, naturally, does not fight back.
| 14 | Speeding Away with the Safe - The Italian Job |
Stathem gives James Bond a run for his money in The Italian Job. Few men can look good executing a meticulous plan, let alone look dashing while doing it. That's exactly what the bald wonder does when he jets off with a safe in a high-velocity speed boat.
| 13 | Jason's Goalie Ballet - Mean Machine |
The British remake of The Longest Yard features Jason Statham as a psychotic goaliee named Monk. Monk has a bit of an imagination, and occasionally he lets it run wild with fantasies that have nothing to do with murdering people.
| 12 | Jason ANGRY - London |
Can Jason Statham act? Well, he can scream, and as far as I can tell, that's enough to get Al Pacino nominated for an Oscar. So yes, Jason Statham can act and explosion is the mild way of describing what he unleashes on Chris Evans in the movie Chaos.
| 11 | Ejection Seat Napalm - Death Race |
The cars of Death Race are rigged with machine guns, missles and a handful of other hidden weapon. Would you expect Jason Statham to drive anything less? Keeping up with the insurance paymentsis a bitch, but it's a hell of a lot better than the other option: death.
