25 Ways Jason Statham Can Kill, Maim or Please You
25 reasons why The Mechanic star delivers copious amounts of pain and punishment...and a bit of pleasure for the ladies.
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By UGO Team April 23, 2012 |
| 25 | Jason Casually Chops a Dude's Arm Off - Crank |
Shaking hands or high-fiving are introductory gestures that you and I do everyday without a thought crossing our minds. Jason Statham, while I'm sure keeps those maneuvers in his back pocket, also has the ability to whip out limb dismemberment at any moment. Just his off-handed way of saying hello.
| 24 | The Tao of Statham: Dog Vs. Rabbit - Snatch |
While mostly known for his ability to kick ass in a multitude of settings, Statham has a surpisingly capable of poetic waxing. In Snatch, he ponders the role of dog and rabbit, then lives out the metaphor in real life. The man has a way with guns and words:
| 23 | Jason Plays Music...With People - Transporter 3 |
When life gives Jason Statham bad guys and a piano, he makes music. John Cage would be proud.
Caught in a sticky situation, The Transporter swiftly takes down his opponents with a few choice punches and the help of a classy set of ivories. Slamming someone's head into a set of keys vaguely resembles the early work of Charles Ives - who knew!?
| 22 | Jason Dodges the Axe - The Transporter |
Kids, if you have an opportunity to take a dance class in your lifetime, do it. Case in point: Statham's elegant movements as he swerves out of the way of a swinging axe. That sh*t isn't natural. I'd say three years at the Academy, at least.
| 21 | Grifting Statham Style - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels |
Like a twirling blade juggled back and forth between his hands, Jason Statham spitfires like no other, praying on the eager and dangling so-called treasures in front of them like cheese to mice. But when the po-po's show up, there's no mistake it's the Statham we know and love behind the wordy wheel.
