Traveling through the land of Skyrim, as our Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim review will tell you, is a stressful ordeal. I have to deal with Skyrim's scumbag Jarl, Skyrim's creepiest mods and, worst of all, the monotonous daily routine of wandering around slaying the same boring old dragons and finding the same old enchanted armor all over the place. I don't know about you guys but I need real excitement. I need to let loose! I need to roll thousands of cheese wheels down a hill while I run after them in glee! I need to chuck strangers off cliffs! I need to pick one of Skyrim's best companions, turn him into a snowboard and slide down High Hrothgar on his back! Luckily, the videos in Skyrim: Stuff To Roll Down Hills give me the ideas to do just that.
Skyrim: Stuff To Roll Down Hills
Dragon slaying, bandit fighting and dungeon lurking can really take a toll on a Dragonborn. One of the best ways to release that stress is by rolling the most hilarious thing you can find down a hill in large quantities. Read Skyrim: Stuff to roll down hills and get your imagination moving!
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By Sal Basile December 28, 2011 |
| 11 | Cheese Wheels |
The generic, milk-based, food product that started it all. Once the console command was discovered to spawn cheese wheels by the hundreds, the first course of action was to find the highest mountain in Skyrim and chuck them off the side of it. Why? Well excuse me, Buzz Killington. If I need to explain to you why chucking thousands of cheese wheels off a mountain is hysterical then maybe you shouldn't be playing Skyrim, or eating cheese for that matter.
| 10 | Cabbage Soup |
After the initial hilarity of the cheese wheel phenomenon died down, the more ambitious Skyrim players pondered, "what can I chuck next?" My first thought was "more cheese," but I guess that's why I'm only a commentator on these events. Cabbage soup has extraordinary properties, making it perfect for some downhill action. It can bounce, it can slide and it can be flipped upside down, all without losing its liquid content. Don't ask me how, for I care not the reasoning, I care only for the laughter I shall bequeath.
| 9 | Cabbages |
To do honor to the soup that filled my life with joy, it is only right to see the cabbages themselves doing the same. Dubbed, "the Cabbalanche," this cabbage storm of happiness is sure to brighten up the day of anyone watching, or anyone standing at the bottom of the mountain. Having a head of cabbage nail you in the head is funny enough, but can you imagine nearly suffocating under thousands upon thousands of random cabbages? Just the thought is enough to bring a tear of joy to my eye.
| 8 | Tomatoes |
Vegetables seem to have naturally funny properties. The tomato for instance is hilarious. It's squishy, it's thrown at terrible comedians and it's name just makes you laugh. Tomato. To-mat-o. Are you laughing yet? Well, watch thousands of tomatoes rolling down a hill is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. How these squishy balls of comedy don't splatter all over the side of the mountain is surely the work of one of the Daedric Princes.
| 7 | Phials |
For the console Skyrim players wishing they can join in on the fun, check out this enterprising adventurer. Using a duping trick, he was able to stockpile 1000 phials for a special occasion. Let 'em rip! Look at those bad boys slide! There's something majestic about watching thousands of glass bottles slide down a mountainside, kind of like that plastic bag in the wind garbage. It symbolizes freedom and beauty, or maybe it's just funny watching them slide. Yeah, it's just funny watching them slide.
