Traveling through the land of Skyrim, as our Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim review will tell you, is a stressful ordeal. I have to deal with Skyrim's scumbag Jarl, Skyrim's creepiest mods and, worst of all, the monotonous daily routine of wandering around slaying the same boring old dragons and finding the same old enchanted armor all over the place. I don't know about you guys but I need real excitement. I need to let loose! I need to roll thousands of cheese wheels down a hill while I run after them in glee! I need to chuck strangers off cliffs! I need to pick one of Skyrim's best companions, turn him into a snowboard and slide down High Hrothgar on his back! Luckily, the videos in Skyrim: Stuff To Roll Down Hills give me the ideas to do just that.
Skyrim: Stuff To Roll Down Hills
Dragon slaying, bandit fighting and dungeon lurking can really take a toll on a Dragonborn. One of the best ways to release that stress is by rolling the most hilarious thing you can find down a hill in large quantities. Read Skyrim: Stuff to roll down hills and get your imagination moving!
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By Sal Basile December 28, 2011 |
| 1 | Sweetrolls |
I stand corrected. The greatest thing to chuck off the side of a mountain isn't yourself. It isn't produce, or poultry. It isn't friends, or even enemies.
It isn't even sweetrolls.
It is stolen sweetrolls.
Did someone steal my sweetroll? No. I stole yours. I stole yours and 4,999 other people's sweetrolls. Problem, guard? While you were making your stupid arrow in the knee jokes I was stealing all the sweetrolls in the world, and in one act of pure chaos, I destroyed them all.
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