Traveling through the land of Skyrim, as our Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim review will tell you, is a stressful ordeal. I have to deal with Skyrim's scumbag Jarl, Skyrim's creepiest mods and, worst of all, the monotonous daily routine of wandering around slaying the same boring old dragons and finding the same old enchanted armor all over the place. I don't know about you guys but I need real excitement. I need to let loose! I need to roll thousands of cheese wheels down a hill while I run after them in glee! I need to chuck strangers off cliffs! I need to pick one of Skyrim's best companions, turn him into a snowboard and slide down High Hrothgar on his back! Luckily, the videos in Skyrim: Stuff To Roll Down Hills give me the ideas to do just that.
Skyrim: Stuff To Roll Down Hills
Dragon slaying, bandit fighting and dungeon lurking can really take a toll on a Dragonborn. One of the best ways to release that stress is by rolling the most hilarious thing you can find down a hill in large quantities. Read Skyrim: Stuff to roll down hills and get your imagination moving!
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By Sal Basile December 28, 2011 |
| 6 | Eggs |
No one has spawned a thousands chickens to FUS RO DAH down High Hrothgar yet, but someone did spawn a bunch of the next best thing. Hopefully these eggs are 99% incubated, because I like to picture the little chick getting jumbled around inside his little egg home. Does this ever get old? The short answer: no. The long answer: no.
How do you like your eggs? I like mine Dragonborn.
| 5 | Enemies |
If produce and food products have exhausted themselves on you, then it's time to get to business. Archers are frilly, cowardly warriors that stay as far away from you as they can while still trying to hit you with their pointy wooden sticks. Please stop shooting me with your toothpicks, they don't hurt. They just make me want to do more horrible things to you. This adventurer bottled too much of his anger up, and consequently FUS RO DAH'd this archer off a mountain. As it says in the video, good game, you forsworn prick.
| 4 | People |
Everything is better in mass quantities. Alcohol, money, dragon souls; so when this inventive adventurer spawns 100 wood elves, I knew I was in for something glorious. Not only was I right, but then a dragon flew by and wanted to join in on the fun. When the first half of a video consists of a hundred wood elves rag-dolling off the top of a mountain, and then the second half of the video consists of a random dragon setting these elves on fire, I have nothing left to ask for for the holidays.
| 3 | Companions |
There's something special about lulling a friend into a sense of comfort; making them rely on you, confide in you and trust you, and then turning them into a popsicle and watching them slide down a mountain. Poor Cicero trusted this adventurer, and that was his first mistake. Cicero's second mistake was being susceptible to the Ice Form shout.
On top of that, do you hear this music? That was enough to get me laughing already.
| 2 | Yourself |
The greatest thing to chuck off the side of the mountain is, of course, yourself. The thrill is unrivaled. The feeling of the cold, Skyrim air flowing through my Nordic locks, the exhilarating sense of the unknown, the splattering of my bones on jagged rock... well, besides that last one, the thrill is unrivaled. Fortunately I get to watch myself rag doll all over the place in realistic physics bliss.
