To do honor to the soup that filled my life with joy, it is only right to see the cabbages themselves doing the same. Dubbed, "the Cabbalanche," this cabbage storm of happiness is sure to brighten up the day of anyone watching, or anyone standing at the bottom of the mountain. Having a head of cabbage nail you in the head is funny enough, but can you imagine nearly suffocating under thousands upon thousands of random cabbages? Just the thought is enough to bring a tear of joy to my eye.