After the initial hilarity of the cheese wheel phenomenon died down, the more ambitious Skyrim players pondered, "what can I chuck next?" My first thought was "more cheese," but I guess that's why I'm only a commentator on these events. Cabbage soup has extraordinary properties, making it perfect for some downhill action. It can bounce, it can slide and it can be flipped upside down, all without losing its liquid content. Don't ask me how, for I care not the reasoning, I care only for the laughter I shall bequeath.