Welcome to my Comedy Page

Should you be wise enough to interview me, he proclaimed arrogantly, all but sealing his interview-less fate, you'll see that I'm not particularly funny in person. But on paper- well, I mean, you did just read the previous sentence. Need I write more? Good cause I always do.

If you want to make this the most entertaining résumé you have ever and will ever see, you've come to the right section! Some of my comedy all in one place. Some hilarious scripts, my big LA film festival win, and some hilarious videos I wrote, directed, edited and occasionally had to star in.


My Hilarious Scripts

Hilarious Scripts!

Spec scripts of Modern Family, The Office, and Archer, my hilarious screenplay in its entirety (you're welcome, world), and a couple of hilarious sketches I wrote that my parents couldn't get someone famous to read, therefore they never got made. Such is life...

My Film Festival Award over the movie poster

Film Festival Victory!

I won Best Comedy at the 10th Annual DIY Film Festival in LA by myself. The runner-up film had dozens of festival wins, but the voters at this one saw my potential that I never reached... I blame my wife. But now you can exploit that potential!

Collage of screenshots from my videos

My Hilarious Movies!

Just a few of the more tame ones. The others were either not good enough, or had naughty language (from a puppet, but still). Besides, "Jim Carrey Disease" is awesome; the lead was on Glee, and some bigshot who works for Fox accurately called the video "genius."