Dunwoody Labs

Supervised lab techs and managed daily operations.

Unless they made a conscious effort to never let anyone know otherwise, Dunwoody Labs was the first and only lab in which any of my subordinates (or anyone in the company) had ever worked. They’d developed some... not great habits due to lack of proper guidance, but my patience and their willingness to adopt better ways of doing things upon being exposed to them prevailed (for as much as I could get through in the time allotted).

As for lab operations – I took care of every detail and made sure we had everything we needed to keep the lab operating as efficiently as it could under the circumstances. I even spent over $6,000 of my own money to purchase supplies when necessary [reasons for said necessity redacted].

I had a mix of veteran lab techs (well, veterans of this one lab) and employees with no lab experience who we often needed to lend the techs a hand. Those with no lab training were much easier to train. The techs who had been there for awhile were hard workers, but they’d never had proper leadership, and they’d never been shown the right way to do things in a lab. Teaching them more efficient, proper techniques was easy enough because I was able to demonstrate that the changes I was suggesting were, in fact, superior (and HUGE time-savers, which meant more productivity and less unnecessary late nights). But tasks whose benefit wasn't immediate or obvious, even something as simple as proper labeling – those took longer to stick. Same with proper storage and organization of samples. But I eased them into it.

Redesigned all test reports and managed all reporting

Visually, the lab’s test reports left a lot to be desired, and the method for making them involved manually entering results one number after the other. This was slow and carried an unacceptably high risk of human error (with no double-checking, digitally or manually). With the help of a freelance graphic designer (who I found on upwork.com), we (meaning, he and I) redesigned all of the reports. This wasn't part of my job, but I thought I would be at this company for the rest of my career, and every ugly report that left the building with our lab's name on it hurt the lab, and therefore the business, and therefore my future.

I even had to make my beautiful reports semi-manually in a way I would never advise or do again, but circumstances...

Established quality control (criteria, tracking data and trends, ordering repeats)

In short, I immediately began collecting every piece of data we generated, and even relied on researching the analytes and their healthy ranges, myself. I learned a great deal about histamine, DHEA, and zonulin, and became the resident expert on cortisol and the adrenal stress test. Since I had commandeered reporting and was implementing my new, vastly improved report templates along with results imported from a LIMS-provided text file, no result got reported without my reporting it. Thus, I was able to keep track of all of the data and reject anything that didn’t pass my QC criteria (ask me why I couldn’t use the "criteria" in the “SOP”!).

Directed LIMS design and integration (including barcode adoption)

As soon as I learned that, 3 months before I joined they'd signed a contract for a new LIMS (now 6 months after the fact), I immediately took charge of having it replace the database they’d been patching for years that crashed frequently and everyone complained about. I understood how much of a game-changer this system could be.

I spent so much time working with the programmers that when my daughter was born, first I texted a picture to my family, then to the programmers via Slack (the application we used to instant message since we spoke so often).

I’ve always been the most productive member of any lab. You need 4 widgets today, I’ll have 16 by early afternoon. And at that time you can expect me to bug you for more work. That is, until we run out, which has happened at EVERY clinical lab in which I’ve worked.

But as fast as I am (and make no mistake – my speed comes from organization and pure efficiency, not rushing), I’m always at the mercy of how the lab deals with information. Sample tracking information, lot numbers, dates, times, notes, calculations, results – if any of this is done on paper, or even in Excel, and if files are being emailed back-and-forth, and if I'm hand-labelling 100s of tiny 0.2-ml PCR tubes every day, the entire lab is at the mercy of those inefficiencies. Programming can make everything better. That's why I'm working my tail off to learn how to do it, myself.

Uniflow by UNIconnect was the LIMS that, after I had been employed for 3 months, I learned had been contracted six months earlier, but no one ever moved on it. I called them immediately. I quickly learned that Uniflow uses programming to customize the LIMS to your workflow. At last – I was going to be able to design the most efficient lab in the world! Actually, this was true for the genomics lab since I was the one who would be responsible for launching the department, running every sample, and generating reports (to be reviewed by a consultant before being released).

Transitioning the lab over to this new LIMS, complete with barcode labels and scanners, two products of which I quickly became an expert (ask me about my favorite scanner!), was an awesome and fun challenge.

The workflows I did get a chance to create were so efficient it gives me goose bumps. The genomics workflow I designed was a work of art. Except, the only time I sort of got to use it (the final test run) was the last time genomics samples were run. And the exemplary workflow I designed for the food sensitivity test workflow, I never got the chance to implement. They still haven’t even tried to use it. It stored every piece of information you could possibly need (essential for trouble-shooting and QC), it tracked every plate and every tube at every step, it stopped you any time you were using the wrong reagent (or anything with a barcode) - it would've been magnificent.


Launched Genomics department, designed its extremely efficient LIMS workflow, wrote the SOPs, did all validation testing, and performed all patient testing (with Autogenomics’ InfinitiPLUS)

My first task when I started at DL was to finally get the Genomics program going. The previous regime had collected samples from patients and performed 100s of validation runs costing $10,000s and resulting in binders of printed results that didn’t need to be printed in the first place, but then they encountered a DNA extraction problem. Not a surprise since Autogenomics recommends a Qiagen spin column kit (or its equivalent) and they decided to set their Stratec kit aside and go with a home-made phenol-chloroform extraction.

I opted to follow the recommendation of the company that wrote my genomics’ protocols and went with the Stratec kit that was already there. I also compared it to free samples of Qiagen’s kit. And then one from Isohelix. And another from IBI Scientific. And then I tested the swabs, as well as various swab techniques, and a few other variables to determine the best approach. What I found was that I was too good at extracting DNA, and that Autogenomics’ recommended amount of DNA was way too high (I had the LIMS designed to collect pass/fail data and determine optimal concentrations – never got to use it, though).

Even though I had to teach myself how to operate the machines (with the help of Autogenomics’ tech support staff who I got to know very well) in order to do the remainder of the validation runs, I insisted on going out to San Diego to be properly trained, since no one at the lab knew how to operate the machines (despite an entire team going out to San Diego for just that reason several months, earlier).

Since I was so far ahead of the curve, they also trained me on the HTS (High Throughput System), which, at the time, I thought would be our lab’s next step. In fact, it should’ve been the initial step.

The workflow in the LIMS was a thing of beauty. Repeats made it far more difficult than it needed to be, but the company gave me their two best programmers practically fulltime, and they knocked out a heck of a system in a few weeks. Given that one chip cost $30, and each sample required 5 chips, tracking every last detail to optimize the test was vital.

Running the samples was a cinch. My workflow was so efficient that it sort of caused a problem. We had 4 thermal cyclers for 5 tests. But one of the test’s PCR protocol only took 43 minutes. So I wanted that one to be done first so that by the time I finished setting up the 5th PCR plate, that first thermocycler would be available. Problem was, without even trying (and allowing myself to be distracted by everyone needing me every 5 seconds), I set up all five PCR plates in 21 minutes. So the last one had to wait. A good problem to have.

Some of the PCR protocols took a couple of hours, and the Infiniti Plus took 5-8 hours, so I had to come back at various times throughout the night. Fortunately I lived 3 minutes from the lab and I rarely sleep.


Managed inventory and purchasing; set up new vendor accounts (saved $10,000s) and negotiated great deals,

Found alternative materials for most popular test, saving company well over $86,400/year

I love inventory. I have no idea why, but I thoroughly enjoy keeping the workplace (and my home) well-stocked, and I’ve never run out of an item. Even when PCR tubes were on a 3-month backorder, that’s how far ahead of the game I was, and always am. In short – anytime someone other than me makes a purchase, the company is throwing money away. That’s nothing against the purchaser in that hypothetical; sometimes taking 10 minutes to find a 2-pack of scissors that’s $1 less isn’t worth it. But time is something I never run out of. No matter how busy I am, unless someone else is occupying it, I always have time.

Besides, it’s fun for me. I like finding the best deals. And since I get about 25 emails a day featuring deals from all over the internet, I could stock up when the price is right and be set for however long my storage capacity permits.

Sales reps learn very quickly that, whether it’s a pair of scissors or a $47,000 machine, I’m going to do my due diligence and find the best deal for any given product, and I’m never going to overpay. They also know I’m always going to be straight with them and not play games. As I tell everyone I do business with – I’m always going to be honest. Even if it might be in my best interest to conceal the truth, I’m not going to. And not because I want to consider myself morally superior to anyone, but because when I say “I don’t think my boss is going to let me buy that unless I can get a deal on it,” I want them to know that I’m not playing hardball, that’s a fact.

Relationships with sales reps are symbiotic. When I buy something, both sides are getting what they want. In that regard, we’re on the same team. They’re also my best resource regarding products that might benefit the lab.

The sales rep for Fisher knew me from my previous job and allowed us to get the ball rolling on a Net 30, even though we should’ve been a credit card only account. That $7,500 line of credit kept the lab going. And they’re still enjoying the unprecedented savings she gave me on several items.

The other important vendor I established a relationship with was Phenix Research Products. It started with my wanting to find a good price on 96-well PCR plates that I could break off into sections. But another thing about me – if a rep takes the time to send me a sample, I’m going to find the time to try it out. I inquired about some microtiter plates, they sent me some samples, and instead of paying $300 for a case of 60, they’re now paying $56 for a case of 40. When I left, the order was for 50 cases per month (i.e. 2,000 plates).

So instead of $5/plate, it’s $1.40/plate. That means each month’s shipment *ahem* thanks 100% to me is $2,800 instead of $10,000. Thus, in a year, they’re going to save $86,400 (more than my salary) simply because I researched different plates and tested them out. That’s just one item. Does your lab like saving $100,000 with no effort...?


Created instructional video (for saliva collection for the adrenal stress test)

An amateur videographer shot one take of the accessioner reading a “script” for the first time, put in some text and simple, low-res pixelated graphics, and presented it as the instructional video for showing patients how to properly collect saliva for the adrenal stress test.

I was a professional video editor in LA, and I have a voiceover actor who always does a great job with quick turnaround, so I made the video, myself. It’s fantastic.

This may not seem relevant to your organization, but it’s another example of my versatility, and commitment to the company (and high standards). I couldn’t allow that other video to be out there in the public, dragging the company’s name down with it. Anyone who saw that video would immediately think the worst of our lab. Who wants their tests run at a lab with absolutely no standards of quality? I know I shouldn’t speak negatively about the other video, but it’s really, really bad. Some people in the organization didn’t care if something was good or not, they just wanted content out there. That’s a terrible approach. You only get one chance to make a first impression. No impression still leaves that chance of a first impression alive. But once you put something terrible on display and people see it – there’s no undoing the association in their mind of that terrible-ness with the organization.



Fortunately I caught this one before anyone saw it. I wasn’t always so lucky. I literally had to start putting crude words (like fart, poop) as watermarks on documents so they wouldn’t be distributed en masse. You may think that's extreme, but apparently there was a big issue where someone started distributing a new req form that was only a draft (I was foolishly not a part of this project, hence the crisis being allowed to occur).

I like to get as much feedback as I can from whomever I can so I want people to see a given document at each stage, but I learned a lesson the hard way. I’d send out a first draft and a week later, even though I’d since revised it, I’d find a stack of the first draft printed on really nice paper.

This is also a prime example of my versatility. I can communicate with any department. I understand IT, graphic design, marketing, video production, the laboratory, purchasing, inventory, sales – there are really only two things I can’t do on the job: write code (yet) and draw.

Please don't ask me to draw.



Medical Neurogenetics

Managed and reorganized molecular lab’s inventory of consumables and reagents

I took over the lab’s organization – stuff was everywhere, space was being wasted, no one knew what was in stock and what wasn’t – I don’t work that way.

I can still tell you what’s in every drawer (or what was). And while I can’t even remember how many times we ran out of a consumable (because people constantly use the last of something and don’t tell anyone), once I put myself in charge of inventory, it never happened again.

My most popular achievement was probably the re-organization of the primers (and autoclaving for the whole lab – ask me about it!). You had half-full boxes of diluted primers spread out over four 4x4 racks. I consolidated and re-arranged. The most commonly used primers shouldn’t be in the back of the rack that’s a pain to pull out, in a box with a gene that isn’t even being tested, anymore. You might be surprised how much time (and frustration) is saved by having all of your days’ primers at the front of the fridge, in a box you can grab without having to prop the door open with your foot and do a balancing act.

The biggest problem was that the boxes were such a mess, techs wouldn’t know which primers were the right ones. And for some reason they wouldn’t ask…

I don’t mean they wouldn’t ask me – I didn’t know which primers were correct for 150 genes I’d started learning about a few months earlier. They wouldn't ask anyone.

I should also mention that this was 2 years ago and that this lab has undergone some pretty impressive changes, particularly becoming CAP-certified.

WHAT IS ALL THIS WRITING?

This is what I like to call an annotated résumé. I give you the bullet points you'd find on a résumé, then I explain each one so you can better appreciate the impact I had.

It's one thing to join a functioning laboratory. It's an experience like nothing else (relatively speaking) when you have to undo an entire culture and create a better one. It's fun, though =)

Yeah... that's a coffee cup in the -80... At least it's not frozen to the shelf...