HSM Video #2: Blaster’s Paradise
by IrishSiren, HSM filmmaker
NorseGamer can be a real (EXPLETIVE) pain in the (EXPLETIVE) (EXPLETIVE) sometimes.
So I get a call from him:
NORSE: “Your first video was a huge hit! You absolutely nailed what we were looking for!”
IRISH: “Thanks, Norse. Now what do you want?”
NORSE: “Huh?”
IRISH: “When NorseGamer’s voice is smiling, he wants something. What is it.”
NORSE: “…Um, I was kinda hoping you’d do another video.”
IRISH: “I knew it. What is it this time?”
NORSE: “Well, Outso’s come out with this truly amazing Sodium-themed personal estate — Blaster’s Paradise — and you know how much of a Sodium freak I am. Think you could put together a video which kinda hits some of the emotional high points of the Sodium experience and gives a teaser of the new estate? I don’t want it to be just another virtual tour; I want the video to capture the emotional highs that Sodium and Blaster’s Paradise can evoke.”
IRISH: “…I suppose I could do it, yeah.”
NORSE: “Oh, and I kinda need it done in the next 24 hours.”
IRISH: “YOU (EXPLETIVE) SON OF A (EXPLETIVE)! YOU EXPECT ME TO GET IT ALL DONE IN ONE DAY!?!? I damn near went BLIND putting together the LAST one!”
NORSE: “I know, I know, but you’re a pro! I know you can pull it off. I wouldn’t give you this challenge if I didn’t think you were up for it. You’ve got a lot of skill as a filmmaker, you know. I need it done right now, and I can’t–”
IRISH: “Fine, fine, fine. Fine. Just know that I have a knife. And I’m going to murder you. Accept it.”
NORSE: “Right, sounds good. Thanks! I knew I could count on you.” (Click.)
(So help me, Norse, one of these days…)
Right, then. Anyway. Blaster’s Paradise.
It’s amazing.
I’ve already read SealWyf’s review of it here on the HomeStation website, and she pretty much sums up everything that needs to be said about it. For my part, all I can say is that it reminds me of the spaceship wreckage on the lush and verdant Unknown World from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. It has that wonderful, futuristic blend of technology and nature which Outso is so good at fusing together. And the mini-game, TankTop, is a complete and total win. The price of the space itself is practically justified solely by the game.
Anyway: with only 24 hours to film, edit and mix this thing, here’s HomeStation Magazine’s video of Blaster’s Paradise and the Sodium experience.
It’s a nice space. It’s large and the game is fun. They have a beach although it would have been nice if we could have walked in the water. Just hope we earn credits for playing the game.
Nice video Hun!
Great job Siren!!! It is an amazing place to visit and I for one love the game which is weird because I never play salt shooter myself. The fact you did this at such short notice is amazing.
i really love video’s like yours Siren, with a scenario, a poesy….Great job!
Thanks to Norse to be an slaver boss^^…
That was very very cool video. Great job!!
As I walk through the valley of the SODIUM ONE
I take a look at my GAME and realize there’s SO much left
Cause I’ve been blastin’ and laughin so long that
Even NORSEGAMER thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain’t never crossed a SCORPION that didn’t deserve it
Me, be treated like a PIN CUSHIN, you know that’s unheard of
You better watch how you stepin, and where you walkin
Or you and your SCORPION homies might be STOPPED UNDER FOOT
I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc’-
As they grew I see myself in the BLASTER smoke, fool
I’m the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my HOME EVERY night
blastIN players in the SODIUM light
Been spending most our lives living in the BLASTER’s Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the BLASTER’s Paradise
They got the situation, they got me facin’
I can’t live a normal life, I was raised by the SODIUM
So I gotta be down with the OUTSO team
Too much LEADER BOARD watchin’ got me chasin’ dreams
I’m an educated fool with bLASTIN on my mind
Got my SIXAXES in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I’m a loc’ed out OUTSO, set-trippin BLASTER
And my homies is down, so don’t arouse my anger, fool
RESTART ain’t nuthin but a BLAST beat away
I’m livin life PLAY-or-die-a, what can I say?
I SURVIVED 23K now, but will I live to see twenty-fow’?
The way things are goin’ I don’t know
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the ones we BLAST, are you and me
Been spending most our lives living in the BLASTER’s Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the BLASTER’s Paradise
Power and the CREDITS, CREDITS and the UPGRADES
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody’s BLASTIN, but half of them ain’t lookin
What’s goin on in SODUIM 2, but i CANT WAIT TO SEE what’s cookin
They say I got ta learn, AND VICKI IS here to teach me,
HOMELINGS ON THE ROCKS, how can they reach me?
I guess they TRY; I guess they WILL
I guess they KLENT; that’s why I know my life is OUTSO luck, fool!
Been spending most our lives living in the BLASTER’s Paradise
Keep spending most our lives living in the BLASTER’s Paradise
This. Must. Be. Recorded. In. A. Podcast. Period.
Epic Busta Rhymes parody is epic.
Sorry to correct you Terra…But it was Coolio who recorded Gangsta’s Paradise…
MJG74… that was truly amazing, i loved it!
MIKE MIKE MIKE !!!! YA GOT TO BE THE ILLEST RAPPER EVER MY MAN!!!….GET THAT RECORDED QUICKLY!!!! I’M JUS SAYIN!
Siren just stop! PLEASE NO MORE VIDEOS!
What are we to do when Hollywood calls YOU to shoot principal photography? You’re getting very fancy with your video’s and we don’t wanna loose you!
AWESOME work on the video! I know edits and whats involved. you are doing so well.
Clean cuts and perfect music selection. You! Are awesome! ^.^
keep making us smile.
Great video Siren!
Hey hit me up in Naughty Angels ma. I been trying to reach you.