The Worst Pageant Moms

Pageant moms are notorious for being obsessed with their kids' looks, and here is one of the grossest examples. This woman injects her eight year old daughter with Botox to get rid of "wrinkles" in her forehead. Lady, an eight year old kid doesn't have forehead wrinkles. And what gives her the medical background to perform this treatment? She's a part-time aesthetician. She also waxes the girl's upper thigh area to amp up the creep factor to 11. Easily one of the worst pageant moms we've ever heard of.

It's fair to say that most of these pageant moms have never heard of good nutrition. But this lady takes the cake. June, a self-proclaimed "coupon queen," amps her daughter Alana up before every competition on "go-go juice," which as far as I can tell, is just Mountain Dew. Why does she do this? Because two bags of candy weren't doing the trick. I suppose she's got a shot at Little Miss Diabetes next year, but one look at the mom (who can probably do a pretty convincing Jabba the Hutt impression) will give you a clue to how little Alana will end up.

Beauty pageant fashion is one of the worst things about the culture, as little girls are dressed up in outfits that careen from inappropriately sexual to just plain weird. But this pageant mom took things to a whole new level when she dressed her daughter as Julia Roberts's prostitute character from Pretty Woman. How is this even OK? Do you not, even for a moment, think about how bizarre it is to do this to a child? It's this kind of thing that is murdering America, one day at a time.

These beauty pageants are serious business. Sure, the cash prize for the winner is like a hundred bucks, not even enough to pay for an outfit, but these moms do not take it well when their precious little darling loses. Case in point, this truly nasty pageant mom who is convinced that the organizers bent the rules for another contestant. The fact that she has an unidentifiable Eastern European accent makes her rage all the more frightening. Serious meltdown here.