It's fair to say that most of these pageant moms have never heard of good nutrition. But this lady takes the cake. June, a self-proclaimed "coupon queen," amps her daughter Alana up before every competition on "go-go juice," which as far as I can tell, is just Mountain Dew. Why does she do this? Because two bags of candy weren't doing the trick. I suppose she's got a shot at Little Miss Diabetes next year, but one look at the mom (who can probably do a pretty convincing Jabba the Hutt impression) will give you a clue to how little Alana will end up.