The thing about these beauty pageants is that you know your kid is going to be judged, and only one kid can win. With this in mind, you have to be somewhat delusional to think that your little munchkin is going to land the top prize every time. The juicy bit comes near the end of this video, when pageant mom Kelly is absolutely shattered by her daughter winning... second place. That's just nice words for "first loser," you know, and she embarks on a curse-filled tirade that involves several dropped F-bombs.