And then there's just the generically-crazy pageant moms -- those deluded women who don't see anything wrong with obsessing over their children's looks, stuffing them into absurd outfits and traipsing across the country to show the goods. It's sadly obvious that these women feel like they've wasted their lives, and now they're just living vicariously through their spawn, which is sort of heartbreaking. I bet that if they could Freaky Friday bodyswitch they would.