The Most Horrendous Groin Injuries
How many different ways are there to injure your groin? More than there are stars in the sky or flowers in the field. Let's take a journey through the fabulous world of nut shots.
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By K. Thor Jensen February 15, 2012 |
| 10 | Bottle Rocket |
It's kind of amazing how simple Newtonian physics just doesn't seem to be taught in schools today. How else to explain the spate of idiots jamming themselves in the gonads with all sorts of propellant-fueled devices?
| 9 | Airbag Inflation |
Okay, after watching this I think I'm going to go outside and take the air bags out of my car. I'd rather go through the windshield like a lawn dart than have this happen to my nuts.
| 8 | Street Luge |
You just know that when this guy climbs aboard this skateboard to perform his ultimate street luge stunt, something's going to go wrong. And indeed it does, with a high-velocity slide into a utility pole.
| 7 | Booby Trap |
Ingenuity is an important ingredient in preparing a successful nutshot - sure, a boot to the nads is just as effective, but it's somehow more humilating when you do it with a little panache.
| 6 | Swing Backflip |
How low does your self-esteem have to go before you become the guy who says "OK, I'll just lay here on the ground and let you backflip into my nuts?" I dunno what kind of traumas this fellow has endured, but hasn't he had enough?
