The Most Horrendous Groin Injuries

It's kind of amazing how many childhood playthings carry the potential for intense groin damage. These two wacky fellows are just horsing around, no pun intended, when one of them gets a very rude awakening.

This guy takes the metal cables to the junk so hard that his shoes fly off. That's the mark of a quality ballshot right there. Extra points because the sound they make is sort of like robotic applause.

This video is great because it lets us see suffering and vengeance all in one spot. First the one chubby dude gets his boys rocked by the see-saw, and then the perpetrator forgets that what goes up must come down and one good ballshot deserves another.

In my day, you didn't need a fancy agglomeration of folding chairs, burning rags and pulley mechanisms to kick a chubbo in the nards. We just did it the old-fashioned way, with American sweat and ingenuity.