The Most Horrendous Groin Injuries
How many different ways are there to injure your groin? More than there are stars in the sky or flowers in the field. Let's take a journey through the fabulous world of nut shots.
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By K. Thor Jensen February 15, 2012 |
| 5 | Pole Walk Pain |
The whole parkour craze has swept the nation, driving morons everywhere to attempt stunts their bodies are completely not suited to do. At least this guy won't be passing his moron genes on to a new generation.
| 4 | Playground Disaster |
This guy seems ready to pull some super awesome stunts on this playground structure - obviously he's capable of just about anything. Including crapping his pants after taking a brutal ballshot.
| 3 | Fireworks |
Well this is patriotic - and, happily, it ends in the absolute best way that it could possibly end, with a bro getting his genitals sizzled by a sticky firework. He deserves to suffer.
| 2 | Triple Play |
Most of the shots on this list involve just one recipient. A few have busted two. But for this pentultimate installment, how about a triad of simultaneous ball blasts? Sure, it involves a serious contraption and some helpers, but it still counts.
| 1 | World Record Kick |
Let's close this thing out with a little bit of professional examination into the world of groin pain. This guy is set to take a kick to the nuts more powerful than any ever experienced, and watching it happen might very well change your life.
