The Most Horrendous Groin Injuries
How many different ways are there to injure your groin? More than there are stars in the sky or flowers in the field. Let's take a journey through the fabulous world of nut shots.
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By K. Thor Jensen February 15, 2012 |
| 15 | Wild Pitch |
They say that sports can build character, but if this is what it takes I think I'd prefer to be a man without it. The good news is that this kid got to walk to 1st base after this pitch. The bad news is he never walked again.
| 14 | Blindfolded Prank |
Okay, it's just generally a bad idea to ever let a pal put a blindfold on you. Chances are something awful is going to happen, probably to your nuts. You have to give the instigators of this particular prank credit, though - it is a great setup.
| 13 | Fish Nuts |
You know, if I ran into the dude responsible for putting all of those sharp objects into my food, I'd probably want to give him a good solid wham in the crotch too. Kudos to this enterprising fish. We need more like you.
| 12 | Trampoline Jump |
We've covered the myriad dangers of trampolines on this site before, but I thought it would be instructive to revisit this horrendous injury to demonstrate exactly how not to jump on one. It's the sproingy part, stupid!
| 11 | High Wire |
Okay, maybe the wire isn't all that high. But it's higher than his nuts, and that's all that really matters, right? The horrendous snickering after it happens makes it that much worse to watch.
