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Best TV Themes of All Time

We count down the eleven best television show themes of all time.


by K. Thor Jensen

Mike Post. Neal Hefti. Mack David. These men, and others like them, have been responsible for some of the most enduring musical compositions of all time. And yet, their names are virtually unknown outside a small circle of cognoscenti. These are the men who create the theme songs for television shows - those picture-perfect jewels of tunecraft that rattle through our heads, unbidden, prompted by Proustian memory-biscuits. Stop anybody on the street and we'd bet they can sing you at least a dozen TV themes, from The Golden Girls to Bonanza and everywhere in between. Truly they are a part of our national collective unconsciousness, like Paul Bunyan and the Jersey Devil. In this article, we run down the eleven most enduring - a titanic task, no doubt. But using complex algorithms and precise measuring devices, we are confident in saying that these truly are the Best TV Themes of All Time.

The Simpsons
The Simpsons

The Simpsons

Danny Elfman's unforgettable theme music for The Simpsons is a marvel of comic timing. Unlike most show openers, which limply cross-cut stock footage over the theme, Elfman's score inhabits every camera motion, every character, and every scene - it's almost like a Saul Bass sequence, where hot jazz accompanied cool motion graphics. As the orchestra moves in and out, we pan over the town of Springfield, checking in on each member of the titular family in turn. The show's incredible popularity has made the theme one of the most-heard compositions of all time, with Danny Elfman joking that he makes $11.50 every time the show opens. Green Day's cover of the tune even made it to #17 on the UK singles chart!

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