Wonder if Johnny Depp is creeped out or flattered?
Yo Ho Holy CrapThis one time, at band camp, I gave your stupid face fourth degree burns.
More Metal Than MetalTaking the whole "time is money" a little bit too seriously.
Good Morning SunshineAn Android smartphone that docks into its own tablet like a little space shuttle.
You Got Yer Phone in My TabletIf it doesn't come with a copy of X-Men: Mojo World, I'm out.
Saaay-guhhhhIf you don't live on Godzilla Islands, you're not getting this sweet limited edition PS3.
Sorry For Hax, Please Forgive With Pretty ConsoleWatch this guy chop up all sorts of awesome stuff, then shave another dude's arm. Our interests are very basic.
Chop Suey!Because it's going to kill your credit rating! Haha....ha.
Can Your Mac Do This?Still markedly inferior to regular ol' books.
I Did It All For The NookyWe didn't even know it was possible to make using Quicken more entertaining.
Vroom VroomThis is the Ultimate Edition. The Standard Edition is just an empty water bottle marked "My Own Pee."
Man Vs. WildMake that city sing like a canary.
City of Angels? Not So Much.