Wonder if Johnny Depp is creeped out or flattered?
Yo Ho Holy Crap
This one time, at band camp, I gave your stupid face fourth degree burns.
More Metal Than Metal
Taking the whole "time is money" a little bit too seriously.
Good Morning Sunshine
An Android smartphone that docks into its own tablet like a little space shuttle.
You Got Yer Phone in My Tablet
If it doesn't come with a copy of X-Men: Mojo World, I'm out.
Saaay-guhhhh
If you don't live on Godzilla Islands, you're not getting this sweet limited edition PS3.
Sorry For Hax, Please Forgive With Pretty Console
Watch this guy chop up all sorts of awesome stuff, then shave another dude's arm. Our interests are very basic.
Chop Suey!
Because it's going to kill your credit rating! Haha....ha.
Can Your Mac Do This?
Still markedly inferior to regular ol' books.
I Did It All For The Nooky
We didn't even know it was possible to make using Quicken more entertaining.
Vroom Vroom
This is the Ultimate Edition. The Standard Edition is just an empty water bottle marked "My Own Pee."
Man Vs. Wild
Make that city sing like a canary.
City of Angels? Not So Much.