Sexy Sex Robots You Can Have Sex With
Companionship: it is often difficult and costly to obtain. With these sexy sex robots, it's just costly! They're just like prostitutes, except they are nicer, have made better life choices, and only store razor blades in their underwear if you want them to.
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By Marissa Meli December 23, 2010 |
| 2 | Kelly LeBrock (Weird Science) |
Two 15 year-old '80s nerds create a sex bot that teaches them lessons about self-esteem and tricks them into not actually having sex with her. At the end of the movie she becomes a gym teacher. This made five hundred million dollars in international box office receipts. LeBrock would go on to marry Steven Seagal, become one of the first private citizens to own a hyperbaric chamber, and get pretty fat (this sentence consists only of truths).
| 1 | F**kzilla |
Finally, an X-rated Johnny 5. F**kzilla, which is easily the best named sex robot in their short but promising history, is five feet tall and intentionally modeled after the Short Circuit star. F**kzilla’s two arms each hold a variety of modified toys, including a bunch of rubber tongues on a conveyer belt. The user can control F**kzilla with a remote control. If you do a bit of online searching, you can find a video of a woman volunteering to, er, demo F**kzilla at Arse Elektronika, the tech/porn expo funded by the government of Vienna, Austria. When is the mayor of Cleveland going to put up funding for an American robot sexpo?
