Sexy Sex Robots You Can Have Sex With
Companionship: it is often difficult and costly to obtain. With these sexy sex robots, it's just costly! They're just like prostitutes, except they are nicer, have made better life choices, and only store razor blades in their underwear if you want them to.
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By Marissa Meli December 23, 2010 |
| 8 | Cherry 2000 |
Pamela Gidley plays the snuggletron who short circuits on the kitchen floor thanks to an overflowing dishwasher and an amorous businessman. Since she was a 2017 limited edition (looking forward to leasing one of these in six short years!), her owner has to hire a red-headed, leather-clad, lasso expert Melanie Griffith to help him track down a replacement body in the post-apocalyptic United States. The film was nominated for eleven Oscars and won twelve.
| 7 | First Androids |
Their website is all deutsch that and sackhaummen this, but from what I gather they have a bunch of lady sex dolls that look like Bratz and one dude that looks like a balding, earthworm-colored Na’vi and comes in both hetero and homo versions. Cheers to them for having the foresight to replicate the obvious, yet often overlooked, physical differences between straights and gays, such as longer index than middle fingers. These dolls also simulate breathing and a pulse, but don’t worry, erotic adventurers: you can turn these on and off to suit your awful preferences.
Buy: First Androids
| 6 | Gigolo Joe (A.I.) |
Jude Law acted alongside the boy child Haley Joel Osment in this horrible effort by two of the universe’s greatest filmmakers, Stanley Kubrick and Stephen Spielberg, who took over after Kubrick died. Curiously, he modeled his character after Fred Astaire, whose tap-dancing had the effect of making him look less gay. Law dances in this one as well, and it sure doesn’t make anyone I know want to pay him for his “lover-robot” services—even with that immobile Ken doll coif.
