Jude Law acted alongside the boy child Haley Joel Osment in this horrible effort by two of the universe’s greatest filmmakers, Stanley Kubrick and Stephen Spielberg, who took over after Kubrick died. Curiously, he modeled his character after Fred Astaire, whose tap-dancing had the effect of making him look less gay. Law dances in this one as well, and it sure doesn’t make anyone I know want to pay him for his “lover-robot” services—even with that immobile Ken doll coif.