Finally, an X-rated Johnny 5. F**kzilla, which is easily the best named sex robot in their short but promising history, is five feet tall and intentionally modeled after the Short Circuit star. F**kzilla’s two arms each hold a variety of modified toys, including a bunch of rubber tongues on a conveyer belt. The user can control F**kzilla with a remote control. If you do a bit of online searching, you can find a video of a woman volunteering to, er, demo F**kzilla at Arse Elektronika, the tech/porn expo funded by the government of Vienna, Austria. When is the mayor of Cleveland going to put up funding for an American robot sexpo?