Poor Lindsay Lohan. One day you're on top of the world, the next you're
cleaning up after dead people while your teeth are rotting out. There's
only one more bump on the way to the bottom and that's posing naked in Playboy.
Unfortunately, a lot of ladies only make it to the magazine when
they're in dire straits. But it doesn't have to be that way! The human
body is a beautiful thing, and it should be celebrated at the height of
its charms. While there are millions of ladies out there who seem to
never stop being gorgeous, the flash-in-the-pan nature of Hollywood "It"
girls neccessitates a neglegance of natural beauty in favor of surgical
augmentation that leaves women war-torn and scarred before they're even
thirty. Here are some people we wish had posed for Playboy five years ago.
Girls We Wanted In Playboy 5 Years Ago
For some, posing nude for Playboy Magazine is a great opportunity. For others, it marks a fall from grace. With Lindsay Lohan's impending issue, we look at some other girls we wanted in Playboy five years ago.
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By Evan Saathoff November 2, 2011 |
Credit: Warner Home Video
| 1 | Halle Berry |
Halle Berry's Catwoman and X-Men days probably would have been the best time for to have hit Playboy. Instead she appeared naked in Swordfish and Monster's Ball. Sadly, the Swordfish thing was sad and awkward, while the infamous Monster's Ball scene was too mired in drama to be enjoyable on this, very deep, level.
Since X-Men 3, Berry simply hasn't been in much, but it's not likely that she's prettier today than she was five years ago. If seeing the upcoming romantic comedy New Year's Eve is the only way to find out, then it's probably not worth the trouble.
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