If you've read my Mass Effect 3 review, you know that the Milky Way galaxy is a stressful place. The Geth and Quarians are fighting again, the Rachni are up to their usual hijinks and it seems everybody is indoctrinated. The only people you can count on are the lovely ladies and gentlemen of the Normandy SR2 who promiscuously walk around like they own the place. How am I supposed to not look? Put some friggin' clothes on Garrus. You may be one of Mass Effect 3's best squad members, but you're being inappropriate.
The fate of the galaxy may rest on my shoulders, but I'll be damned if I don't have some sexy time. There's always time for sexy time. Check out my Mass Effect 3 romance guide and make sure you don't bottle all that frustration up, otherwise we might have one of Mass Effect's shocking moments on our hands.