What's up, Chuck? Webster's Dictionary defines hurl as "The act of expelling solid and liquid matter from your stomach out your mouth with a violent peristaltic action, causing great colorful gobs of digestive juices to splatter around your immediate surroundings like a Jackson Pollock painting writ large." Okay, maybe it doesn't define it like that, but it damn well should. Until the dictionary gets with the program, we're here to help - with this vomit-soaked list, you'll never be at a loss for words when it comes to enormous eructations. So the next time you're in the presence of a truly spectacular hurl, you'll be able to think back to your time spent with this list and say "Damn, that's just like the ralph scene in The Sandlot!" From Satan to blueberry pie and back again, these are UGO's "Scenes That Make You Hurl."
Team America: World Police
You know, there's three types of people in the world. There's people who think that Trey Parker and Matt Stone's puppet-porn masterpiece is the strongest anti-terrorism comedy of the last hundred years, and there's people who think that it's a crass piece of junk. And then there's those other guys. We're firmly in the first camp, with Team America solidly redeeming the boys for the disaster that was Baseketball. The movie's most notable puking scene comes near the beginning of the third act, when a dejected Gary, drunk and alone, is confronted by a bedraggled drifter who gives him a bizarre pep talk about the three kinds of people (using language that we shouldn't print here) and then, his inspirational message delivered, proceeds to vomit a stream of watery booze-bile for very nearly a solid minute. Yes, puppets can vomit. No, it's not cute. But if it leads to a terrorist taking a dirt nap, puke away, my puppet pal.
