What's up, Chuck? Webster's Dictionary defines hurl as "The act of expelling solid and liquid matter from your stomach out your mouth with a violent peristaltic action, causing great colorful gobs of digestive juices to splatter around your immediate surroundings like a Jackson Pollock painting writ large." Okay, maybe it doesn't define it like that, but it damn well should. Until the dictionary gets with the program, we're here to help - with this vomit-soaked list, you'll never be at a loss for words when it comes to enormous eructations. So the next time you're in the presence of a truly spectacular hurl, you'll be able to think back to your time spent with this list and say "Damn, that's just like the ralph scene in The Sandlot!" From Satan to blueberry pie and back again, these are UGO's "Scenes That Make You Hurl."
The Hitcher
Let's get one thing straight - we're not talking about the inferior 2007 remake. The only Hitcher we know is the 1986 original. When Jim Halsey, played by C. Thomas Howell, picks up a mysterious hitchhiker on the way to San Diego, he has no idea that his life is about to spiral into a nightmare of gore and suspense. Of course, the hitcher is the always-creepy Rutger Hauer, so that should have tipped him off a little bit. After he pulls a knife on Jim, he kicks him out of the car and drives off, only to be horrified when a vacationing family picks up the creepy hobo and speeds by unknowingly on the highway. When Jim catches up to the family, he discovers that the psycho has already done his dirty work, butchering the poor people mercilessly and leaving them to rot. When confronted with the sight, Jim does what we would all do - he pukes, and it's one of the most believable yacks in movie history.
