I'd give anything to soliloquize like Hank Moody. And I will now be calling any cougar I come in contact with "fräulein" as often as possible. In this week's episode, "Verities & Balderdash" (which is a Harry Chapin album, btw) Hank gets invited to a staff cocktail mixer hosted by the aforementioned mountian lion, Professor Koons (Embeth Davidtz). But not before waxing philosophically on...well, waxing. You'll see what I mean.
