Cleveland Brown of Family Guy moved back to Virginia to start a new life with his high school sweetheart and become his own kind of Family Guy - thus is what brings us The Cleveland Show.
But what if Cleveland had moved to Hollywood instead of Virginia? Cleveland would've become a movie star, of course - take a look at what might have been if he had decided to go west.
Cleveland Brown as Stone in 28 Weeks Later. He'll protect us from the Infected. Until they bust through the damn walls, of course.
Cleveland Brown as Dillon in Alien3. He's the spiritual leader of a group of born-again prisoners at the ass end of space. He gets killed by a xenomorph that came out of a dog (or an ox, depending on what version you're watching).
Cleveland Brown as JFK in Bubba Ho-Tep. He plays an old dude who thinks he's John F. Kennedy and teams up with Elvis Presley to stop a mummy from terrorizing their nursing home. For real.
Cleveland Brown as the Duke in Escape From New York. He's the Duke of New York. A-Number-One.
