Cleveland Brown of Family Guy moved back to Virginia to start a new life with his high school sweetheart and become his own kind of Family Guy - thus is what brings us The Cleveland Show.
But what if Cleveland had moved to Hollywood instead of Virginia? Cleveland would've become a movie star, of course - take a look at what might have been if he had decided to go west.
Cleveland Brown as Cooke in Commando. "This Green Beret's gonna kick your ass!" Too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger eats Green Berets for breakfast.
Cleveland Brown as Sergeant Al Powell in Die Hard. He loves Twinkies and yet is haunted by the memory of shooting a kid. He redeems himself in the end by blowing away the guy from The Money Pit.
Cleveland Brown as Josephus in History of the World Part I. He lives to serve Empress Nympho. Don't we all?
Cleveland Brown as John Creasy in Man on Fire. He single-handedly destroys all of Mexico after Dakota Fanning is kidnapped. Let this be a warning to any of you who might be planning on kidnapping Dakota Fanning.
