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How To Kill A Vampire Like A Boss

Sometimes stakes just don't cut it! What follows is a list of awesome weapons so you know how to kill a vampire. Like a boss.


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Vampires
Credit: Universal Pictures
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Hey, Fuzzball!

Film: Van Helsing

Weapon: Lycanthropy

Yeah, yeah, we know. Underworld technically did it better but watching the all-stars of the Universal Monsters be brought together under Hugh Jackman is something of a nerd boner, even if the film itself is rife with questions (how did that wooden carriage with no explosives catch fire and explode?).

When it comes out at the end that the only way to kill a vampire is to become a werewolf, it's the sort of reveal that leads to the inevitable conclusion: a werewolf versus a vampire in a battle royal throughout a lab in honor of Dr. Frankenstein.  Besides, by this point, seeing Hugh Jackman as a hairy animal with claws is established canon no matter what he pretends to be.