You’re in Home to hook up. You know it. We know. So now there’s a resource for it!

(Editor’s note: This was an April Fools Day 2012 article.)

The rioting in the United Kingdom is a tragedy. But the youths perpetrating this violence were not conditioned to do so by playing violent video games.

Allow HSM to repeat this for the logic-impaired: unless you were a doorknob to begin with, VIDEO GAMES DO NOT CAUSE VIOLENT BEHAVIOR IN REAL LIFE.

With all of the uproar over the recent PSN outage, would you like to know the different ways of *how* your data is secured? Click and read.

Did Microsoft’s Avatar Kinect play a role in some of Home’s recent changes? Credit where credit’s due, after all.

Astonishing news: Home doesn’t have a trophy room. Home does, however, offer far cooler features. So GET OVER IT, already.

(Editor’s note: This article’s power level is over 9000.)

Why do so many public spaces in Home have unfinished, “coming soon” areas that never seem to materialize?