DUDE Fest ’14
by Jin Lovelace, HSM team writer & filmmaker
Behind the scenes, there’s something big in the works for PlayStation Home.
Lets be real here: SCEA Home users have often whined and cried over the lack of events hosted in our community. Yeah, we can count on AlphaZone 4’s yearly anniversary events, as well as my own brand’s fashion shows (Belle dis Moi, anyone?), but face it: we’re not that imaginative.
There hasn’t been a lot of love for fams in Home. I mean, the unwarranted vitriol received by the e-gangsters and virtual gangs that represent the mean streets of The Playground is out of line. After all, being in a fam is hard work. Whether you love or hate them, they do exist and are a part of the community.
I, for one, didn’t think I would go this route to actually join one. And I seriously have to tell you: I’m having a blast!
Over the past two weeks I’ve done nothing but loiter around such spaces like The Playground, The Godfather II, and even The Hub. I know I’m being a hypocrite here when I say this, but my god, the crew that I’m with here actually opened my eyes to these spaces! Not only did I have so much fun spouting obscenities and “roasting” the innocent bystanders within the space, but skimpy wear has never — and I mean ever – felt this good to don!
Rumor had it that one of the biggest events to ever happen in Home was coming, and developers were to begin a major shakeup. I didn’t believe it at first, but now everything is coming to light. Wouldn’t you also like to find a lone female avatar, greet her with a “Sup, gurl”, treat her with the utmost disrespect, then “go ham” on her for rejecting your advances, then call upon your crew that consist of mostly men (sans shirts) to wail on her with words only we know?
Hey, I would to be witness to that! Because I’m proud to announce DUDE Fest ’14.
As an advocate for social strengthening within our community, I’m totally on board for this party! You enjoy being reported and not care at all about what Sony does to your account? Look no further than this event! It promises to be jam-packed full of entertainment and fun just for the bros!
That’s right. Bros.
Lots and lots (and I mean lots) of men
It’ll get interesting in a bit, ladies, so just sit tight.
So what’s “in” for DUDE Fest ’14? Lets dive right in on what to expect at Home’s biggest block party of the century:
Male Fashions Announced
Men yearned for more variety of clothing goods on PlayStation Home, and this time, the developers have finally listened. Wait, you didn’t think no one wouldn’t hop on this train and not see business potential, do you? Everyone gotta get their hustle on, ya dig?
That’s why Dani MtlDesigner (in collaboration with Codeglue) officially announced her new line exclusive for the men: “Mo’ Green”. The line promises comfort fit while staying true to the eco-chic nature of the U Love Green counterpart. Available colors will be “420”, “Cash”, “Spinach”, “Cookie Dough”, and “Smoke”. Trust me, you’ll be hype over what’s to come from this talented designer.
And if you have a lovely special someone (or someones) in your life, you’ll be happy to know that Weird Wear is back and better than ever. Mass Media have saw a spike in sales for the line and, as a thank you token, are giving away the clothing for free!
Enjoy!
Not only that, but VEEMEE has joined the fray to collaborate with yet another fashion artist, Tommy Hilfiger, to release an extensive catalog of clothing just for men. VEEMEE themselves will be available at the party to provide an exclusive look at some of the finest fashions to ever come from Tommy himself.
Speaking of artists, in perhaps one of the biggest moves in the history of Home, Lockwood has teamed up with music artist Paul Wall to bring you “Grillz”. If you’re not familiar with this fashion commodity, Grills are cosmetic dental apparatuses that appeared on hip-hop artists around the 80’s, upgraded during the 90’s, and became prominent around 2000 during the uprising of the Dirty South rap era.
So who’s to bring it better than king of Grills himself? The jewelry promises to bring pleasurable aesthetics to your avatar’s teeth, with a glaring animation that’ll entice the chicks around the space. There will be a variety of clothing available from the line as well, all designed by Paul Wall himself. Talk about showing some love and affection for the dudes!
Special Appearances & Sponsors
Who miss “Home Cribs” by Dutch 4 Friends? I know I do. The YouTube show was the virtual version of “MTV Cribs” hosted by XZIBIT, who was also responsible for “MTV’s Pimp My Ride!”
Hydraulic Cars to come, courtesy of Game Mechanics
So whose better than to release automobiles than the developer that’s responsible for the Contender line and the SeaClyff Retreat? Yup, you guessed it, Game Mechanics.
The team will update the Contender line with brand new Cars that’ll feature hydraulic animations with three levels of height. You can also customize these vehicles with custom paint jobs, Hub Caps, and much more. You can then take these babies out for a cruise with LMO versions to show off to your fellow homeys.
Does all of this sound good to be true to you, my fellow Fam mates? Good, because we have more in store for you.
Check out this guest sweet guest list and sponsors of the block party.
- Jason “Spliff-B Noice” Sorensen of LOOT.
- Milky Mike & The Crunchy Bunch (their debut album “Feel Da Vibe”) under Sony.
- Animal House, of Home’s greatest hit single, “Chain Swing”
- Magnus (Host of “Virtual Item Showcase”) to present the male exclusive items
- Batman (announcing the new Batman costume by LOOT)
- Choda Boy (to present the “Boss of da Year” Award with Spliff-B Noice)
- Hip Hop Artist and Actor Ice-T (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit)
- Rudy Ray Moore, aka “Dolemite”
And plenty of surprise guests to be expected.
So you wish to represent your crew and the skimpy divas alike? Then DUDE Fest ’14 will be the event to go this month — exclusively for the men, the fams, and only on PlayStation Home.
I’ll see you there.
Disclaimer: I don’t associate myself with Fams, nor do I condone any of their activities inside Home. The pics were taken at a Beach that saw a bunch of men (most without tops) using the Rave and Fist Pump animations on one woman (and raving on each other), typing in all CAPS what faction they represented. I looked over, I laughed, and RadiumEyes came up with “Dude Fest ’14”. As the lone girl left, the men stayed there to continue on with their festivities.
April 20th, 2014 by Jin Lovelace | 4 comments
Jin Lovelace is a machinimist and team writer for HomeStation Magazine, as well as the founder of Twilight Touch Inc. -- http://twilighttouchinc.com and http://youtube.com/twilighttouchinc. When not found in PlayStation Home, Jin studies graphic design and illustration (character design and fashion), gaming, and the culinary arts.
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I don’t often snortLOL when I’m copy editing. But this is bloody brilliant!
So who’s going to be “Boss of da Year”? D:
Jin,
This was so funny! I would love to see more stuff like this! Oh, and where do I buy tickets for DUDE Fest 14?
What you’re going to do is go to the back alley at The Playground and meet up with a guy name “Douggie Duzit”, as he will tell you where to get the tickets, right?
Then you’ll want to head over to the Bowling Alley and wait at Lane 3 to meet “Sandie Dunkems”. She will then hand you a key that will get you into this sweet 2012 Red Ferrari. Look for the License Tag “Spliff-B Noice”, ignore any onlookers, and drive to the Apartment where she advises.
At the house, look behind the wall and grab the following items:
-24 Pack Sierra Mist
-Tic Tacs
-A Wallet containing $550 cash
-Pictures of Choda Boy in controversial poses
-Watermelon
-Some Tide
With the items in hand, drive over to the Glittering Sands Beach and meet up with Magnus and let him know that 50 Cent says it’s cool. Don’t ask any other questions aside from what you need to say to Maggie there.
He’ll direct you to the Hut that sits over to your left. If you see an enraged Spliff-B Noice for taking his ride then don’t worry; place the Tic-Tacs, 24 Pack of Sierra Mist, and the $550 cash right in front of his face and walk on over to said Hut.
Over on the Bed, you’ll see Money Mike. Tell him “Sandie says you’re positive” and he’ll skid you over the Tickets to DUDE Fest ’14.
The pics and watermelon you can then hand out to everyone there to your leisure.
Enjoy!