HomeStation Presents: Caption This Picture #16
by Olivia_Allin, HSM photographer
We’ve honestly tried to figure out something clever to say here.
We went to Terra, who wouldn’t stop giggling.
We went to Seal, who wanted to study it for the Smithsonian.
We went to BONZO, who arched an eyebrow.
We went to Estim, who pointed and laughed.
We went to Cubes, who said we were a bunch of silly Americans.
We went to Mike, who put an HSM logo on it.
We went to Jersquall, who forwarded it.
We went to Norse, who told us point-blank that he wouldn’t publish it.
Fortunately, Norse is off today, and we got a note from the subject of the photograph himself: “Hey there, everyone! Isn’t it just a fabulous holiday season? We all survived the Mayan Apocalypse of 2012 — also known as Lindsay Lohan — and Christmas is the time of gift-giving! So grab your shopping bag and go be seen with all the buffed-out men in Home!”
We are slightly scared to present this image to you, but it simply must be done. It must. Ladies and gentlemen of Home…caption this picture!
December 25th, 2012 by Olivia_Allin | 11 comments
Olivia_Allin is a team writer, photographer, model, curator, graphic artist, researcher and comic relief for HomeStation Magazine; she lives in Texas with her boyfriend, and Home is more than just a game to her. Years ago she discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. On weekends, to let off steam, she participate in full-contact origami. She saw a Bigfoot once, made a sound you never want to hear twice, and was so proud of her Special Olympics gold medal that she had it bronzed. She is, in her own words, adorkable.
I don’t remember posing for this!
Not the first caption I was thinking of, but funny nonetheless!
I thought the song was called Jingle Bells not Jingle B*****.
Does this make my butt look big?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just really excited for Christmas?
I just couldn’t think of a better choice of word than pocket.
Deck the halls wit balls of ivy, tra la la la la
I already spent my $50 PSN card on apartments and furniture — there’s nothing left for clothes!
When you thought no one could, He makes Justin Bieber look straight.
Are you sure this is what they meant by a “stocking stuffer”?
I got your Christmas present right here!
(And I’m not talking about what’s in the bag!)
OMG :O