Weird Wear Introduces Flashers
by HAPPYKefka-47, HSM Overlord
Home has an entire line of comedic relief items and games coming out that will give people a real sense of comedy. The next line of hilarious costumes and personal items and furniture items will be available on a nice, neat stand in the mall. Just like when we used to go to the mall and stop in stores like Spencers, where the odd and funny practical jokes would be found. LOOT, Lockwood, and Mass Media have joined up and will be creating a new line of completely hilarious items available for purchase at The Rack, a new storefront coming soon to the mall. It’s exactly like you think – it’s like going to a store and seeing that stand that had a full rack of items like rattlesnake eggs, fake blood, and whoopee cushions.
LOOT has an awesome new furniture item with their Troll Launcher Sofa. A sofa that has rocket boosters built into each section of the couch, with your own personal detonator, as the unsuspecting bad guy sits down and tries to coerce you into a webcam chat, BOOM! Launch them to the roof! Only $3.99 US.
There is also a new coin toss action that always lands on heads, so you will never lose those contests anymore. Included in this package will be the new “thinks of a number” action that always hits the mark. No more guessing at those parties; you will hit that magic number every time, on time!
Mass Media’s Weird Wear will bring you several new items like, X-ray Glasses. Now you can see right through that new line of Drey Fashions, just because you know you really want to. They’re also creating gold teeth grills for the gangster in you.
Lockwood won’t disappoint with their new line of surprise gifts for you to share with your friends via the Gift Machine or new store, The Rack, in the mall. One of the surprise gifts contains the new Trick Camera, that takes absolutely hilarious pictures of you and your friends.
Mass Media’s Weird Wear will have another new costume bundle. The Flasher Costume Bundle will no longer have the censor bar hiding anything. It will have custom animations, and comes with brimmed hat, trench coat, sunglasses, and gloves. You won’t be able to wear this costume in public for obvious reasons! However, you will be able to start that nudist colony you have been dying to peek in on in your own private space or club.
Home beaches will never be the same!
Heavy Water’s new Red Neck Costume Bundle comes complete with fake bubba teeth in combination with trucker’s hat and a spit cup for every time your avatar turns to spit, this also comes with a sound of a bell ringing as your avatar’s spit hits the cup. Yes you heard it right. People have asked and now it will be coming to a PlayStation Home mall near you!
While growing up, all of these things were fun to look at and buy. I can’t help but go take a look at that odd item store. Home will be raising the bar very soon and I can’t wait to see these new and hilarious items.
With the advent of this new store, there will be more bizarre and wacky behavior to watch in Home than never before. People watchers, rejoice! Now you really won’t have to leave the house to take in all the strange oddities life has on display for you. You can now watch them in the relative safety of your own living room. Or basement. Whichever.
April 1st, 2012 by HAPPYKefka-47 | 6 comments
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ROFL! That is too funny you guys! Very creative! April Fools!
Adding to my list -- x-ray glasses. Oh the pictures I could show you. If you are into mannequins, …
WOW! This is like the back of a comic book! The bad news is that I gotta buy a lot of new PSN cards. Ladies, I’m getting the flasher suit, all are welcome to my private beach for a party, oh wait this is joke? Sorry act like I wasn’t here.
Just one question: Why did you guys take care to blur the male, but the naked female, is left un blurred, let’s be fair and make this gal friendly. Just a thought.
I see the censorship in the picture. o.o
…….bwahahahahahaa!!
ROTFFLMFAOOOOOOOO~! XD *is seriously dying laughing* XD