Screw It, And All of You Too.
by FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
That’s right. You heard me.
All your little “Tee-hee, ha-ha, isn’t this cute? Oh you are soo right! I couldn’t agree more” nonsense in the comments today has made me vomit up my large intestine.
Dear god, it looks like you guys will say yes to anything, so long as it makes you look good in the eyes of whomever is in charge. Tell me, what’s it like to kiss that much ass? Does it require a lot of Chapstick?
When the hell did you stop thinking for yourselves?
It would appear as if you and Sony are a perfect match for each other. Sony being the donkey, and you being the ones to suck it. No wonder they’re doing such a spectacular hose job of the lot of you. You just bend right over giggling for it.
Since you’re all such agreeing folk, why don’t you all just give me your money so I can buy that private island out in the Caribbean? You were only going to use it on PSN cards anyway. I go through all this trouble to make you see the light, and you’re big enough sheeple to go along with it. Christ, it’s almost not even worth it anymore. It’s enough to make a real man (not the ones who write for such a piece of excrement as this “magazine” who pretend to be male – or female for that matter) impotent.
Speaking of which, if this was GTA: San Andreas, you can be sure I’d be putting that purple tool to use on every last damn one of you. You’d know what a true curb stomp was by the time I was done, trust me.
Losers.
It’s people like you who are the reason Home has been going downhill since closed beta. They tell you they’re gonna do something and while those of us WHO CAN STILL THINK FOR THEMSELVES will politely question the oh-so-mighty Home overlords on the forum, you yes-men (not women, there are no women in Home), will chirp happily, “Oh they must have a good reason for it,” all the while you flame us for not drinking the Kool-Aid. Seriously, talk about a bunch of hypocrites.
And what really makes me wish I owned a tactical nuke is that you’ll see the EXACT SAME complaint in an article here, and the EXACT SAME people who flamed ME and people like ME in the forum will practically FALL OVER THEMSELVES to be the first person to comment, agreeing with what the kiss-ass artists here write!
It’s. Just. Sickening.
And while I’m on the subject, what is it with you Home no-lifes and the desire to be first? If you think it counts for something, let me tell you – it doesn’t. Unless you’re first in line at a public bathroom. Even then the results are the same – just a steaming pile of crap.
Same goes for commenting on everything. Listen, your opinion isn’t that interesting. YOUR RADICAL IDEAS HAVE ALREADY OCCURRED TO OTHERS. You’re as big of an embarrassment to humanity as that perpetually drunk bag lady on the street corner and like her, you don’t know when to shut up. Next time, try expressing yourselves on something that’s two-ply and fluffy soft so that I can have some use for it. Thnx.
For the rest of you – I had high hopes for you. I thought you could actually – yanno – THINK. And say things that were worth my time to read. Now I see you’re all just too far gone for that.
Whatever.
Hope you enjoy the pit of Hell you call Home as it is right now. ‘Cause nothing’s gonna change, no matter how me and the intelligentsia of Home may try and make you see what needs to be done. So the next time you get trolled or harassed, or frozen, I hope a mod reads your report and laughs at it on principle.
…And don’t come commenting on here all cutesy and shite. Or I WILL return.
Your writing stinks like the combination of rotten fish and cow pastys. And yes I know that’s a double positive but the negative evens it out.
Will you frikken untie me already?? I’m late for dinner!