WTF Hanukkah Menorahs

I think that you could certainly make an amendment to the traditional Hanukkah myth where the Jewish people rebuilding the temple not only make one day's worth of oil last nine days, but also one package of delicious Pez candy wafers feed a whole family. This impromptu Pez menorah combines some of pop culture's most important figures into a flaming blaze of plastic and sugar. Curiously enough, none of the characters pictured are members of the Tribe. Well, maybe Charlie Brown.

I think it's possible that, at some point, Wolverine might have dabbled with the Jewish faith to get closer to his protege, Kitty Pryde. I'm not sure if he would have gone so far as to replace his adamantium claws with a miniature menorah, but anything can happen in comics. This costume wouldn't work out so well around Hanukkah, because the guy would have to stand still for a week and change so as to not blow any of the candles out. Can't beat Sentinels like that.

Why not keep things classy with this frat house menorah, made from eight Stoli bottles and a bottle of rye thrown in for good measure. If you consume this much vodka, you're probably not going to live to see Rosh Hashanah. I guess, in positive news, you could drop a wick down into the dregs of the alcohol and burn that, obviating the need for oil at all. Not sure how that would affect the mythology.

I'm not exactly sure what this Santa Claus menorah thinks it's doing. Santa doesn't have anything to do with Hanukkah. He's a Christmas-only kind of dude. Not that he's anti-Semitic or anything, but he's pretty busy with all of the Christian and otherwise religiously unaffiliated children. So this just seems like a way to have the best of both worlds. What's next, writing "Kwanzaa" on the side?