Twitter is full of some crazy crap. But if you can sort through the crap, you can find some real jewels of 140-character wisdom inside. All you need to do is follow the right people. If you're tired of sorting through all of the Kardashians, Biebers and Drakes, here are the people who made Twitter actually awesome this year. Get ready to laugh your ass off with the best Twitter accounts of 2011.
Best Twitter Accounts Of 2011
Yes, I know, most of Twitter is full of idiots talking about Justin Bieber. There are, however, some people worth following on the service, so here are the best Twitter accounts of 2011. Follow them all immediately.
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By K. Thor Jensen December 14, 2011 |
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| 6 | SawFan666 |
Best Twitter Account of 2011: @SawFan666
Sample Tweet: "IM SO GLAD MY BLOOD ONLY COME OUT THE HOLES IT SPOSED 2 COM OUT OF"
In all likelihood, Corey SawFan666 is probably a fake account, but you know what? It doesn't really matter, in the long run. This dude is such a perfect portrayal of a midwestern, horror-loving, white rapper that it blurs the line between truth and fiction. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll throw up as Corey reviews music, talks about girls and complains about his Mom's new boyfriend Warren (a huge pussy).
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| 5 | Dan Harmon |
Best Twitter Account of 2011: @danharmon
Sample Tweet: "If you'd like to view half of this week's episode, NBC has dumped it online in pieces as if it was so much garbage. Merry Christmas."
Dan Harmon has had a rough year - the Community creator saw his show put on hiatus for unknown reasons while Whitney still walks the Earth. His Twitter account is remarkably unfiltered, as he engages with fans and haters alike with astounding candor. It's one of the best Hollywood feeds you can follow, and it might double as a real-time suicide watch.
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| 4 | Louis C.K. |
Best Twitter Account of 2011: @louisck
Sample Tweet: "I wonder if anyone who follows me has died in the last four minutes and this tweet is vibrating in their dead pocket right now."
We all know who Louis C.K. is. He's one of the funniest bastards on the planet. The comedian just ended 2011 with a bang, releasing a new comedy special on his website as a $5.00 DRM-free download. Do you have any idea the kind of balls it takes to do that in this modern age? That's why we love Louie - he's smart enough to know that piracy will help him in the long run. You should buy it and follow him on Twitter.
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| 3 | Your Friend From High School |
Best Twitter Account of 2011: @FriendFromHS
Sample Tweet: "ugggggghhhh i just saw drive and it was OFFFUL!!!!! where the shit wuz vin disel?!?!?!?!?!"
The worst thing about social networking is when people you really don't want to social network with find you. "Your Friend From High School" is a simulation of that girl that we all knew in high school who liked to party, had Train on repeat in her car stereo and never moved away from your home town. Always hilarious.
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| 2 | Stacey Nightmare |
Best Twitter Account of 2011t: @staceynightmare
Sample Tweet: "They call me the Love Rollercoaster 'cause I make men vomit and then a carny mops me up with a damp rag."
If you like your girls gross - and I mean really gross - Stacey Nightmare is a must-follow. This broad talks about her vagina like it's nobody's business - which it probably shouldn't be. This is one of the funniest Twitters on the planet, and if you've got a strong stomach you should be following it right now.
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